Sunday, 14 April 2013

What's the Australian for 'Screen Wash'?

Most annoying - it feels like I have the after effects of a cold without actually having had a cold i.e. bunged up.  Flying is extremely unhealthy!  Note to self - wash hands repeatedly on the flight home.
Looks like yesterday was the last day of sunshine for a while, as the rains are coming.  Took full advantage of this by further exploring the cliffs overlooking the Jamison Valley yesterday morning.  I was here 21 years ago, but the trend to turn every tourist spot into a 'visitor experience' has been applied liberally, to point where I honestly don't recognise anything.  The Katoomba Falls site (where the old funicular railway took a lurching, 52 degree angle down the cliff-side) is now called 'Scenicworld', and has a new cable car, called the Skyway, plus the Scenicworld visitors' centre, multi-story carpark and large cafe.  Multi-million dollar grant means much new construction, hence the helicopter fetching and carrying up and down the cliff-side the other day, like some enormous potter-wasp buzzing hither and yon to build a nest.  The cliff-side railway is all new and very focused on health & safety (yawn) - I recall it being little more than a series of old miners' carriages with little protection from the dramatic drop-off.  That was part of the fun in 1992.
 
Progress I suppose...
 
There is a maze of overgrown pathways winding through the trees along the cliff-top, with viewing sites at intervals.  Astonishing feeling, standing at the cliff edge and looking out high above the canopy of trees far below, the waterfall to my left completely dwarfed by the sheer expanse.  Next week, the intention is to descend to the forest floor and walk part of the Three Sisters route, weather allowing.  Apparently, the three sisters were comely maidens who went in search of, shall we say 'romance', and as a consequence their father (who rather annoyingly for them, was a god), turned them to stone, or rather three spectacular rocky outcrops, all interlinked.  Comments about the suppression of female sexuality through the ages on a postcard please!
 
Obviously I caught the sun on my forehead, so brandishing a red face, I returned via Casiopeia (sold out of Florentines, sadly) and set about packing up ready for the drive to Taree.  Mine host (whose name is Alhazmi, by the way) ensured I was suitably fortified with sausage and eggs before I punched in the co-ordinates and off I went.  Now, it seems half of the population of New South Wales deserts the Blue Mountains on a Sunday afternoon, so what should have been a 4.5 hour jaunt northwards turned into a 5.5 hour slog.  That said, once I hit the Pacific Highway, I had a rather lovely feeling of familiarity, even stopping at the service station I previously stopped at last year when it was experiencing a non-stop deluge.  This time it was warm and dry, and I purchased a take-away coffee from a very friendly woman called Rose.  Mind you, apparently the concept of 'screen-wash' is anathma to these Aussie service station johnnies!  You know how you can't move for large containers of screen-wash in any British petrol station?  Not so down-under.  I politely asked for said fluid, and the guy behind the counter frowned before asking if I meant 'bug-wash'.  Apparently this means the buckets of water standing next to each petrol pump.  No, I said, the stuff you put in the bottle situated in your car's engine bay, and which spurts out when you depress the lever in your steering column.  Sadly, this didn't compute (seriously!), so I had to settle for an over-priced bottle of mineral water.
 
Good grief!
 
After many hours of flicking back and forth between a variety of radio stations (including a tribute to the musical theatre history of Angela Lansbury - Elane Paige, eat your heart out!), I finally made it to the motel via a 'bottle shop', which was straight out of a stereotypical Aussie film from the 1970s and a very jolly petrol station (petrol is about the only thing cheaper than in England).  I love these antipodean motels, and must confess that, despite the warm welcome and tremendous hospitality I have received from Alhazmi, it feels good to be out on my own, as I was last year.  Have decided to spend two nights here in Taree, as after my interview with Bob, I can hole up and crack on with transcribing to the sounds of the water-feature outside.  Must confess, am a little nervous about meeting Bob... he is very much a legend in Australian motor-sports circles, still racing at 80 and I suspect not someone who suffers fools.  The other night I again watched the film he made of his recce' journey from Sydney to London in July or August 1968, three months before the Marathon itself.  A formidable character even at 35, and now I discover someone is writing hs biography!  However, I also know he was a bit miffed that I didn't get to see him last year (the timing didn't allow), so am hoping all will be fine.
 
As I arrived in the dark last night I had no idea of what surrounded the motel.  By morning light I discover it's set among green pastures and herds of cows!  Given that on the way here I passed a sign for Stroud and Gloucester, feeling a tad home sick.
 
Right, off to sample an Aussie motel buffet breakfast!

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